Welcome to the MOMA!

No, the other MoMA, where I'm the only one exhibiting in a cold, dark, lonely room; the existential angst slowly seeping into every crack and crevice as it bleeds from the canvas of my soul...

A N Y W A Y S

Behold — my ART! Well, some of it; what I haven't given away without record, I lost to emigrating along with all my materials and I will never stop screaming.

The only thing I've ever wanted to be, is An Artist. Alack and alas, the Fates and terrible genetics have conspired against me. The few months of ""education"" I received were of the "Hope you can swim!" school of thought; my skills are dubious, and my style non-existent; I exist in a constant state of artistic frustration and creative bewilderment. However, I do think I am inching my way closer to my "One True Medium" with digital collaging. Who knows.

Like my thoughts, my art is diverse and everywhere, all at once, which makes it hard to specialise, but really easy to fuck around — sometimes I even find out! This entire website is nothing more than an art installation, where I experiment to see if I can translate my ideas into reality, using the weak bit of CSS I know.

But for something a bit more traditional, please proceed to the main gallery. Every canvas is equipped with an information card and a zoom function, for your convenience and enjoyment. There might even a booklet or two scattered around.

We at the MOMA thank you for your validation visiting!